The Dearparents Tumblog is for all of the things we wish to say to our parents, on how embarrassing they are, how they shouldn't be using words to try to sound "hip", or things you just wish to tell them but can't. It can be anything funny, personal, but if you send something in, make sure it starts with Dear Parents/ Dear Mom and(or) Dad. You know what I mean. Lets try not to make this an " I hate my parents website" though.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Thanks a ton. Your just wonderful. No reallyy, your faith in me. Haa, its so bloody high. Yeah, you raised me, you could of got an abortion, I know it all. Coulda Shoulda Woulda. I know it. You guys favor my siblings over me, want me out of the house, blame everything on me. There’s not much of a point. Not anymore.
I don’t feel comfortable telling you happy fathers day after hitting me the day before.
Sorry I havent used this in a while,
but since it’s summer.
It’ll be up and running !
Leave some posts’, today would be a good day for some because it is fathers day !
ALSO FOLLOW:
Danathinks.tumblr.com
If you want some posts on a day to day basis.
Thanks for having that sex a long time ago. It must’ve felt good huh ? Well at least dad didn’t get any problems. But mom, sorry that you did. You had to get the pain of pushing me out. But, thanks for bringing me into the world !
Love,
You’re son.
Jan Doria.
Thanks for those embarrassing moments,
It isn’t easy getting A’s, you didn’t get a’s so I don’t get why you pressure me so much to get them but you never actually have.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t pull me out of volleyball. Remember when in the beginning of the season you dint want me to drop out? But why is it that now you’re the one pulling me out? I know I may not seem dedicated, but I’m more dedicated than you think.
When you find out the point your trying to prove is wrong, please stop trying to prove your answer still.
My favorite will be reposted, with your tumblr name. :p
DP will only follow you back if we like your posts. Because too many people are following, then unfollowing when they get a follow back. I’m sorry ): blame it on those people. We eventually figure out who you are and unfollow btw!
